Frequently jerked questions

Eating beef jerky in the sun

Our perkiest jerk - Perky Jerky

Kimi Raikkonen's #15 Toyota Tundra truck

Biting into the best beef jerky ever

Partying with Perky Jerky

Beef jerky and snow

What is Perky Jerky?
Perky Jerky is an ultra premium, all natural jerky; you no longer need to spend your next road trip eating boring regular beef jerky. Perky Jerky is a delicious, healthy, low carb snack that helps you step up your game!

Are you @#$^$^!@ serious?
We never joke about meat snacks. Perky Jerky is as real as it gets, as the world's first energizing jerky that will leave your mouth watering and your body ready for action.

Who in tarnation would come up with something like this?
Perky Jerky was dreamt up and developed by a brave group of souls called the Perky Jerks, who work at the Performance Enhancing Meat Snacks Inc. in Denver, Colorado.

What is Guarana?
Guarana is a plant that is native to Brazil which bears a fruit that is quite similar to the coffee bean. It is a natural energy source, and also adds a great flavor profile.

What does it taste like?
Well, taste is a subjective thing, but as jerky connoisseurs, the Perky Jerks were very careful in crafting a jerky that tastes much better than any rubbery stale jerky that is out there today.

That's right, we are taking jerky upscale. It’s the filet mignon of jerky, and the flavor profile keeps you coming back for more... Who knows, we may even make some more flavors down the road, but then again, why mess with perfection?

Where can I get it?
If we have it our way, someday soon you will be able to get it in every retail outlet, gas station, grocery store, barber shop, and pilates studio around the country. Like your momma told you, if you want something in life, you gotta ask for it. So ask your local C-store to carry Perky Jerky and eventually they will!

Alas, world domination takes some time, so for now, you can buy through our online store, or just simply use our store locator.

What do you mean, "Perky Jerky is your brand"?
Somewhere along the way, the Perky Jerks realized that we know how to make great jerky, but we are not mind readers. It is very difficult in this day and age to know what people want, and how they want to hear about it. We do know that these days, people are more than happy to tell you what they think-whether it's via Facebook, Twitter, email, snail mail, semaphore, or just a good old fashioned phone call. That's why we have decided to "Crowdsource" some of the major brand decisions. What is crowdsourcing? It's just a fancy way of saying that we are going to ask our fans to help decide our promotional strategy, like whether we should sponsor your favorite NASCAR driver, or X Games athlete, or stand up comic. You can see a great example of what we have already done here. So, if you are a true fan, give us your feedback, and we will use the best suggestions that come along.

What charity do you support?
The Perky Jerks are doing this for a great cause. We decided to take the Paul Newman route and devote a significant amount of the proceeds from Perky Jerky to charity. We strongly support The Foundation For Their Sake, which is devoted to research and care for Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy and Down Syndrome.